{"id":289,"date":"2010-04-01T11:39:30","date_gmt":"2010-04-01T16:39:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dcdistrictdiva.com\/?p=289"},"modified":"2010-04-01T11:39:30","modified_gmt":"2010-04-01T16:39:30","slug":"april-fool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.brookeobie.com\/districtdiva\/april-fool\/","title":{"rendered":"April Fool"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_290\" style=\"width: 250px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dcdistrictdiva.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/leftfade1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-290\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-290\" title=\"leftfade1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dcdistrictdiva.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/leftfade1-240x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-290\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">From https:\/\/www.scottrdesigns.com\/index.html<\/p><\/div>\n<p>No.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t be<br \/>\nyour<br \/>\nApril Fool<br \/>\nyour<br \/>\nPlayful puppy<br \/>\nstable Fool<br \/>\nyour<br \/>\nWhen you&#8217;re feeling sad and blue<br \/>\nyour<br \/>\nWhen you need the tried and true<br \/>\nyour<br \/>\nHandy dandy useful<br \/>\nTool.<br \/>\nNot anymore &#8212;<br \/>\nThis<br \/>\nheart&#8217;s<br \/>\ntoo<br \/>\ncool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No. I can&#8217;t be your April Fool your Playful puppy stable Fool your When you&#8217;re feeling sad and blue your When you need the tried and true your Handy dandy useful Tool. Not anymore &#8212; This heart&#8217;s too cool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9],"tags":[85,665,992],"class_list":["post-289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-divatry","tag-april-fool","tag-not-anymore","tag-used-and-abused"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7nB6F-4F","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brookeobie.com\/districtdiva\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brookeobie.com\/districtdiva\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brookeobie.com\/districtdiva\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brookeobie.com\/districtdiva\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brookeobie.com\/districtdiva\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.brookeobie.com\/districtdiva\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.brookeobie.com\/districtdiva\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brookeobie.com\/districtdiva\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.brookeobie.com\/districtdiva\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}